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I am a fledgling designer with a borderline-obnoxious obsession with typefaces and proper grammar; a love of cheap earrings, baking, and the color green; and far too much time to kill on the intertubes.

July 24, 2014 at 11:47am
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Anonymous said: Should we refer to 5/9ths of the Roberts Court as the Supreme Court Republicans of the United States, or SCROTUS for short?




June 1, 2014 at 9:24pm
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By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…

but not all chambers

Best one I’ve seen. Best one.

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January 16, 2014 at 10:52am
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November 2, 2012 at 10:45pm
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July 4, 2012 at 8:20pm
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Oh my GOD.

Oh my GOD.

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April 15, 2012 at 10:52pm
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#rosario’s face is hilarious i grant you but all of their reactions are just great #roger is like gurl whatever if i was a woman in rubber i wouldn’t flirt with you #collins is debating whether this is too serious a moment to sip his drink #and his puppy dog eyes are all sweet and concerned #mimi is just enjoying this way too much #and angel is sitting there #classy as hell #because she is the queen of everything

this tag has just made my year

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April 14, 2012 at 1:00pm
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April 5, 2012 at 9:53pm
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Because Tea. What’s why.


Because Tea. What’s why.

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April 4, 2012 at 11:48am
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March 28, 2012 at 9:02pm
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Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?
Me: Nine and three quarters

February 4, 2012 at 11:25am
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omg. perfect.

omg. perfect.

January 16, 2012 at 5:23pm
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you know I wonder if back in the day when The Final Problem came out Victorians were sending out letters with “Dear sir, have you read the latest Holmes story yet? I simply cannot handle it. I have cried an unseemly amount of tears. I cannot. Oh God.” and then there’s just a big ink scribble because keysmashing wasn’t an option

little drawings of crying people in the margins

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January 3, 2012 at 3:31pm
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After the most recent episode, I basically just decided that (while in my fanon mind John and Sherlock fuck like rabbits) in my interpretation of them in canon is:

  • John is a bi-romantic heterosexual
  • Sherlock is a bi- or homo-romantic asexual
  • They are in love with each other
  • (and kind of in a relationship)
  • Neither of them realizes any of this, because both of them base their interpretation of their orientation on the sexual side of it alone alone

So John keeps dating women, because he self defines as heterosexual, and keeps trying to assert that to himself. But because he’s monoamourous and is already in love with Sherlock, he just can’t make it work with any of the women he dates at all.

Sherlock, on the other hand, figured out he wasn’t interested in sex around the time everyone else in his age group got interested in it and he found the whole thing terribly tedious. He probably doesn’t even bother to self-identify as asexual, because he doesn’t even care enough about that sort of thing to bother labelling it. And then, because he’s already categorised any sort of couple relationship as sexual and therefore boring, and because he very rarely comes across anyone he considers worth spending any of his time with anyway, he doesn’t really realise he is capable of romantic attraction, either. He has so little experience of having friends that when John comes along he doesn’t have a comparison to realise that their relationship is romantic rather than purely friendship.

Which is why everyone keeps pointing out that they’re a couple, but both of them just react by thinking “No, because we’re not having sex.” rather than noticing that they are in love with each other.





Headcanon, right here, yep.

Irene represents us Tumblr people! <3 Someone re-make this scene but with a Tumblr logo on her face please? :P 

omg it’s beautiful it’s totally correct

yep. fucking real.


This is perfect.

Because sex is not a requirement for a romantic relationship when will you realize this John and Sherlock.

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December 21, 2011 at 12:19pm
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December 9, 2011 at 9:34am
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“Barack Obama says that as the father of two daughters, he wants the government to “apply common sense” to rules about over the counter medications. Well, I too have a daughter, and so many many pro-choice women. Who died and made Barack Obama daddy in charge of teenage girls? Would he really rather that Sasha and Malia get pregnant rather than buy Plan B One-Step at CVS? And excuse me, Mr. President, thanks to your HHS, acquiring Plan B is prescription-only not just for 11 year olds but for the 30 percent of teenage girls between 15 and 17 who are sexually active, and is a cumbersome process for all women, who have to ask a pharmacist for it and, as many news stories have reported, be subjected to fundamentalist harangues and objections. Apparently it’s okay with you if Michelle is treated like a sixth-grader. I’m trying to think if there are any laws or regulations affecting only men in which unfounded fears about middle-school boys deny all men normal adult privileges. Needless to say no one suggests that underage boys get a prescription if they want to use condoms, or that grown men have to ask the pharmacist for them and maybe get a lecture about the evils of birth control and promiscuity.”

—Katha Pollitt on the HHS overruling the FDA on Plan B access. 

"I’m trying to think if there are any laws or regulations affecting only men in which unfounded fears about middle-school boys deny all men normal adult privileges."