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I am a fledgling designer with a borderline-obnoxious obsession with typefaces and proper grammar; a love of cheap earrings, baking, and the color green; and far too much time to kill on the intertubes.

February 26, 2014 at 8:53pm
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Reblogged from wolverxne

wolverxne:

Photographer Tim Carter captured these adorable images of this Red Fox playing, stretching and sleeping in the snow. 

Foxxxxxx

(Source: WOLVERXNE, via cleolinda)

February 15, 2014 at 4:52pm
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Reblogged from dolly-lungs

I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

— 

Unknown (via dishevelment)

The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

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February 11, 2014 at 11:48pm
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Reblogged from redhairedshanksthecorgi
corgiaddict:

redhairedshanksthecorgi:

O hai.

this little baby

Oh shit it’s so small

corgiaddict:

redhairedshanksthecorgi:

O hai.

this little baby

Oh shit it’s so small

8:54am
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Reblogged from aidenpond

aidenpond:

Dirtbag Hamlet

January 26, 2014 at 9:51pm
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Reblogged from headlikeanorange
bunnyfood:

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bunnyfood:

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January 16, 2014 at 10:52am
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tyleroakley:

CAN’T UNSEE.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via meghantonjes)

November 12, 2012 at 1:49pm
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Reblogged from alexleo

Barack Obama Being Adorable with Adorable Children

alexleo:

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November 6, 2012 at 10:14am
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Reblogged from livinonsuchsweetnothing
livinonsuchsweetnothing:

Best costume hands down forever. you win all the awards.

Yes.

livinonsuchsweetnothing:

Best costume hands down forever. you win all the awards.

Yes.

November 4, 2012 at 8:16pm
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Reblogged from corgiaddict
corgiaddict:

Hi, I’m Gatsby. Wanna be my friend?
http://gatsbyadventures.tumblr.com

Yes. Yes I do.

corgiaddict:

Hi, I’m Gatsby. Wanna be my friend?

http://gatsbyadventures.tumblr.com

Yes. Yes I do.

July 5, 2012 at 9:19pm
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Reblogged from mittvennandnow
mittvennandnow:

That One Where We’re Still Not Sure If Mitt Romney Owns A Gun, Which Is Kind Of Scaring Us A Little.

oh man the title

mittvennandnow:

That One Where We’re Still Not Sure If Mitt Romney Owns A Gun, Which Is Kind Of Scaring Us A Little.

oh man the title

June 3, 2012 at 3:35pm
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Reblogged from gingerhaze

Snow White and the Huntsman: An Illustrated Summary

gingerhaze:

Spoilers, hastily drawn pictures, and I still have no idea how to draw people kissing.

Read More

May 8, 2012 at 2:49pm
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Reblogged from trollexa

fishingboatproceeds:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson: Winning.

(Source: trollexa)

April 27, 2012 at 9:31am
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Reblogged from npr

Here’s the thing about jokes. They only work when they’re aiming up. I wrote this in another piece recently, but I’m just going to plagiarize myself: People in positions of power simply cannot make jokes at the expense of the powerless. That’s why, at a company party, you never have a roast where the CEO is roasting the janitor (“Isn’t it funny how Steve can barely feed his family? This guy knows what I’m talking about!” [points to other janitor]). Because that would be GROSS, and both janitors would have to work late to clean up everyone’s barf. Open-mic comedians, I know you think you’re part of some fresh vanguard in alternative comedy who just discovered that a lot of black ladies don’t like it when you touch their hair, but pleeeeeeease just stick to stuff about how your stupid girlfriend is a bitch. (Just kidding. Please never speak again.)

— A Complete Guide to ‘Hipster Racism’
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April 2, 2012 at 4:27pm
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Reblogged from animalstalkinginallcaps
animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY LOOK, A WATER NOODLE.
I’M ON MUSHROOMS!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY LOOK, A WATER NOODLE.

I’M ON MUSHROOMS!

March 22, 2012 at 11:13am
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Reblogged from pusheen

emmyc:

CLAIRE, GURL, YOU CRACK ME UP this is the best

(Source: pusheen)