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June 14, 2012 at 11:48am
Reblogged from cleolinda

Breaking Dawn: First Images of Renesmee, Vampire Bella, and Lautner on Imprinting - Movieline →

cleolinda:

“Everyone likes to tease me about it,” [Lautner] says. “Everyone thinks it’s so funny, and I laugh along with them, but it’s important for me to keep in my mind that it’s as simple as a lifelong bond. It’s not nearly as creepy as everybody likes to joke.”

That “everybody” includes Pattinson, needless to say. “Oh, I can’t wait till he has to do live TV,” Pattinson says of Lautner with a gleeful cackle. “Did you ask him if his taste in women has changed? The first scene I saw them together, I literally could not stop laughing. I wouldn’t have been able to do it.”

This whole publicity cycle is gonna be so awesome.

Oh man. I cannot wait. No one trolls Twilight as hard as the Twilight cast.

November 23, 2011 at 1:17pm
Reblogged from cleolinda

m15m: Breaking Dawn in Fifteen Minutes →

Casa de Swan

EDWARD: Before I go out to my Vampire Bachelor Party, Bella… there’s something I have to tell you. About myself.

BELLA: Are you… gay?

EDWARD: Subsequent events will prove that this is not the case, no.

BELLA: Are you not a virgin?

BOTH OF THEM: LOL

BELLA: No, seriously, what, then?

EDWARD: Well… back in the ’30s… I had a rebellious phase where, orphaned by my real parents, I stalked the mean streets of a dark city, to vam and to pire those who would make the innocent their victims, and I brooded over it broodsomely 24/7.

BELLA: So… basically, you were Batman. Vampire Batman.

EDWARD: With a jaunty cap, yes.

EMMETT [outside]: HEY BRO YOU GONNA PARTY OR WHAT?

BELLA: So are there, like, Victorian strippers in the woods or something?

EDWARD: Nah, just a few mountain lions. Party platter of bear and elk.



A Scene That Must Have Happened

EMMETT: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

JASPER: WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Awww FUCK YEAH!

October 28, 2011 at 4:41pm
Reblogged from cleolinda

About the Time the Twilight Cast Broke Into a Flash Mob Dance Battle on the Set of Breaking Dawn... | Movieline →

cleolinda:

“It was one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen,” Condon told Movieline. He explained how it all happened.

“In that second movie, as you know from the book, a half-hour of it takes place in this one location, this one field,” Condon said. “We shot there for, when you include the second unit, a couple of months — but the first unit was there for many weeks.”

“When we came to the last, widest shot, with 80 vampires on one side and 27 vampires on the other, I’m sitting up the ladder and suddenly you hear this music — ‘Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This).’ And the Cullen side starts this incredible, West Side Story-kind of rumble. The other vampires then start to dance back. It was unbelievably big.”

Who was responsible for the vampire dance-off? “I know Myanna Buring was behind it, and Lee Pace,” Condon said. “There were a couple of others. I should figure out exactly who. But they kept it a secret! They rehearsed this number for a week, and kept it a secret. It was so great.”

@cleolinda: So I pretty much don’t doubt anyone’s commitment to Sparkle Motion now.

@stringertheory: This has confirmed two things for me: Lee Pace IS in fact made of awesome and your Jets/Sharks vampire rumble is canon.

@cleolinda: Well, when you put it that way, I’m just sad the dance-off wasn’t to the strains of “Love Is a Battlefield.”

Oh that Twilight cast, such a bunch of silly—WAIT HOLD ON DID YOU JUST SAY LEE PACE?? LEE PACE IS IN BREAKING DAWN??????? OH GOD PLEASE STOP. STOP CONTAMINATING ALL THE THINGS THAT I LOVE IT ISN’T FAIR GO AWAAAAAAAAY.

September 13, 2011 at 7:21pm
Reblogged from thedailywhat

panasonicyouth:

thedailywhat:

Movie Trailer of the Day: First full theatrical trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1.

In theaters November 18.

[yahoo.]

HE BROKE THE BED

I’M SORRY CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

seriously are New Moon and Eclipse this hilarious

OH MY GOD is it seriously going to end with her giving birth? This is going to be the most epic disaster of a movie. I CANNOT WAIT.

(Source: thedailywhat, via markdoesstuff)