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I am a fledgling designer with a borderline-obnoxious obsession with typefaces and proper grammar; a love of cheap earrings, baking, and the color green; and far too much time to kill on the intertubes.

May 29, 2014 at 7:43am
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fuckyeahwestwing:

"We’ve got separation of powers, checks and balances, and Margaret: vetoing things and sending them back to the Hill."

This scene! Love this scene.

January 24, 2014 at 4:29pm
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thefinestmuffinsandbagels:

heyyyybrother:

whitehouse:

So, this just happened.

HOLY HELL I AM HYPERVENTILATING AND CRYING WHAT IS LIFE THIS IS AMAZING AND MALINA’S TWEET WAS AT LEAST PARTIALLY NOT TEASING US AND I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT TO DO WITH WORDS

OH MY CRIKEY

YES YES YES SOMEONE ASK ABOUT PLUIE.

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July 23, 2012 at 2:28pm
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There were 36 homicides last night, 480 sexual assaults, 3411 robberies, 3685 aggravated assaults, all at gun point. And if anyone thinks those crimes could have been prevented if the victims themselves had been carrying guns, I only remind you that the President of the United States was shot last night while surrounded by the best-trained armed guards in the history of the world.

— C.J. Cregg

May 25, 2012 at 4:55pm
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April 5, 2012 at 10:47am
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Five Votes Down (1.4)

Bartlet: Hey!
Leo: Mr. President, I thought you were staying in bed.
Bartlet: Oh, I feel fine.
Leo: Maybe you should get back to the residence.
Bartlet: Hmm?
Leo: I said, maybe you should get back to the residence. Maybe you should lie down.
Bartlet: Absolutely no need. I'm fine. What's going on here?
Sam: Nothing you need to concern yourself with, Mr. President. Merely a perception issue regarding Toby and the financial disclosure.
Bartlet: I like to roll up my sleeves and you know... get involved.
CJ: Mr. President, did you by any chance take your back pills?
Bartlet: I don't mind telling you, CJ, I was in a little pain there.
Leo: Which did you take, sir, the Vicodin or the Percocet?
Bartlet: I wasn't supposed to take 'em both?

February 15, 2012 at 10:05am
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Galileo (2.9)

Bartlet: "Good morning! I’m speaking to you live from the West Wing of the White House. Today we have a very unique opportunity to take part live in an extremely historic event which -" Whoa, boy.
Sam: How you doing, Mr. President?
Bartlet: Who wrote this intro?
Scott Tate: I did, sir. I’m Scott Tate from NASA Public Affairs.
Bartlet: Scott, unique means “one of a kind.” Something can’t be very unique, nor can it be extremely historic.
CJ: While we’re at it, do we have to use the word “live” twice in the first two sentences like we just cracked the technology?
Tate: Look -
CJ: We’re also broadcasting in living color, right?
Bartlet: Sam?
Sam: Yeah.
Bartlet: He’s gonna make some changes.
Tate: You’re going to clear them with me?
Sam: I doubt it. Write this: “Good morning. Eleven months ago a 1200 pound spacecraft blasted off from Cape Canaveral, Florida. Eighteen hours ago…” Is it eighteen hours ago? We’re on the air at noon eastern.
CJ: Yeah.
Sam: “Eighteen hours ago it landed on the planet Mars. You, me, and 60,000 of your fellow students across the country along with astroscientists and engineers from the Jet Propulsion Lab in Southern California, NASA in Houston, and right here at the White House, are going to be the first to see what it sees, and to chronicle the extraordinary voyage of an unmanned ship called Galileo V.”
Bartlet: He said it right.

December 24, 2011 at 9:53am
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notnadia:

The West Wing - Noel - “A guy falls into a hole”

As long as I have a job, you’ve got a job. Merry Christmas, everyone.

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December 4, 2011 at 1:33pm
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Josh: I just talked to the doctor; they said it’s no big deal… Yeah. Stylish, huh. They tell you what they’re going to do? It’s gonna be a snap.
Yeah. Don’t be. You’re going to be fine, okay?

(Source: reasers, via joshlemonlyman)

November 23, 2011 at 1:15pm
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fuckyeahwestwing:

“Aren’t I gonna get a reputation of being soft on turkeys?”

I love this episode.

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November 12, 2011 at 6:45pm
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October 19, 2011 at 7:48am
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cześć!: The moment I fell in love with Sam Seaborn →

onthesmallscreen:

“Mallory, education is the silver bullet. Education is everything. We don’t need little changes, we need gigantic, monumental changes. Schools should be palaces. The competition for the best teachers should be fierce. They should be making six-figure salaries. Schools…

October 15, 2011 at 10:40pm
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This scene will never not be awesome.

(Also Sam at the end—why are you so adorable??)

September 28, 2011 at 2:17pm
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[in a television studio]
Sam: Please. Oh, please, let them not be watching...
[back at the White House]
Josh: Toby, come quick; Sam's getting his ass kicked by a girl!
Toby: Ginger, get the popcorn!

September 25, 2011 at 12:05pm
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Reblogged from ptrchr

C.J.: They sent me two turkeys. The most photo-friendly of the two gets a Presidential pardon and a full life at a children's zoo. The runner-up gets eaten.
Bartlet: If the Oscars were like that, I'd watch.

September 22, 2011 at 1:43pm
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Reblogged from blaghblajhlblah-deactivated2014

clabwag:

Martin Sheen: I feel like the father, and John Spencer would be the mother.
John Spencer: You know, I’m the father, Martin’s the mother.
Martin Sheen: And we have all these children. 

Wonderful. ^.^

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