Farzan K. is a man who writes Yelp reviews in the form of ASCII comics, screenplays, and other fun nonsense. He is delightful.
Nick picked out The 5 Most Amazing ASCII-Art Yelp Reviews by Farzan K. and holy crap, is it a great introduction to a Yelp review madman. And then, of course, you should go check out the rest of Farzan’s Yelp reviews.
Oh my god these are all so wonderful. Go to his review page on Yelp. You will not regret it.