I cut a scene from seinfeld to the social network soundtrack
and then I cut a scene from the social network to the seinfeld bassline
please enjoy
holly shit
JACKIE OMG
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I FOUND IT
THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIMEIt’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.
Just look at this shit.
If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.
Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”
Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.
The horse is stoned as hell.
Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.
Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.
Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”
Best painting ever.
THAT IS AN EXCELLENT QUESTION, MA’AM. GLAD YOU ASKED.
YES, WOMEN WHO ARE MENSTRUATING MAY STILL VOTE, BUT SHOULD USE THE SPECIALLY DESIGNED ‘MOON TIME’ BOOTHS LOCATED AT THE REAR OF THE FACILITIES SO AS TO AVOID TOUCHING ANY OF THE VOTING MACHINES MANUFACTURED BY COMPANIES IN WHICH GOVERNOR ROMNEY MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE INVESTMENTS. THE VOTES WILL NOT BE COUNTED, OF COURSE, FOR AS IT STATES IN THE BOOK OF LEVI YOU MUST BE KEPT APART FOR SEVEN DAYS, BUT THEY WILL BE TALLIED BEFORE THE BOOTHS ARE BURNED AND THE MEN BATHE AND PRAY TO WASH THE UNCLEANLINESS OF YOUR MENSES FROM THEM. THOSE ‘MOON VOTES’ WILL BE KEPT IN BINDERS. WE’RE VERY BIG ON BINDERS.
ALSO, THANKS TO FURTHER FLEXIBLE SCHEDULING INTIATIVES RECENTLY PUT FORTH IN A REPUBLICAN HOUSE BILL, THE HOLDING PENS PRESIDENT ROMNEY INTENDS TO BUILD IF HE IS ELECTED WOULD ALLOW UNCLEAN WOMEN TO BE SAFELY HERDED TOGETHER DURING THE RECURRING WEEK OF THEIR MOON BLOOD WITHOUT MISSING ANY OF THE WORK SO GRACIOUSLY PROVIDED BY THE JOB CREATORS IN THIS FINE NATION.
THANK YOU, AND WE’LL SEE YOU AT THE POLLS.
“No self respecting woman should wish or work for the success of a party that ignores her sex.” Susan B. Anthony, 1872.
Ladies, let’s rock the vote this Tuesday!! Because the right to vote is an absolute gift given to us by courageous women who stood for what they believed in.
Japan’s Spectacular Tunnels of Light.
If you happen to be in Japan from now until March 31st, 2013, be sure to check out one of Japan’s most stunning displays of light called Winter Illuminations at Nabana no Sato, a botanical garden turned light theme park on the island of Nagashima in Kuwana. Opened just yesterday, it’s already been called one of the best winter light shows in all of Japan. The park really outdoes itself by using millions of sparkling LED’s all over the vast grounds including on the water and in the gardens. This years theme is ‘nature’ and it promises gorgeous scenes including a beautiful sunrise inspired by Mt. Fuji at dawn, a rainbow across the sky, and even an aurora. The stars of the show are the famous walk-through tunnels of light that completely envelop the viewer, making it seem as if they’re walking through bright, magical portals.
Via My Modern Met.
I think we should go earlier than April.
Woah.
Hajin Bae, aka soulist-aurora, on Tumblr
This is AMAZING. Oh my goodness.
So I think this is actually up there in the list of the most beautiful posts on tumblr ever.
