The Comey Statement
I noticed that the rhythm of the phrase “The Comey Statement” is the same as the rhythm of the phrase “The Reynolds Pamphlet.”
Then this happened.
THE COMEY STATEMENT
Have you read this?
45 dragged Comey through his whole sordid affair–
And he wrote it down right there!
HIGHLIGHTS!
“Trump’s charge against me was in connection with one Hillary Clinton, in regard to an improper investigation.
My real crime was refusing the advances that HE made, over a considerable time and without my consent.
I had frequent meetings with him, most of them at his own house.”
(At his own house! At his OWN HOUSE! DAMN!)
“Mrs. Trump and his children being absent on a visit to Mar-A-Lago.”
(No!)
Have you read this?
Can we finally fire this president now?
finally fire this president now?
Can we finally fire this president now?
finally fire this president now?
There’d be so much less to worry about
So much less to worry about
“I came as soon as I heard.”
Jeff Sessions?
All the way from Justice? DAMN!
“Attorney General, thank God, keep him away from me like I’m struggling here to do.”
“I’m not here for you–
I know The Donald like I know my own mind;
You will never meet anyone as venal or as blind–
I love this President more than freedom or humankind,
I will put his interests over mine every time–
Put rule of law aside,
Be loyal to his side,
Till this Russia thing’s been denied
He will never be satisfied.”
Can we finally fire this president now?
finally fire this president now?
Can we finally fire this president now?
finally fire this president now?
We’d have so much less to worry about
so much less to worry about
Heeeeeey…
At least Donald never offered moneyyyyyy…
Heeeeeey…
At least Donald never offered moneyyyyy….
(at least not that we’re hearing about)
THE COMEY STATEMENT
Have you read this?
You ever seen a president kicking his own ass?
His poor staff.
コウメちゃん(✿˘︶˘*) 4/15 #コビトカバ #コウメ #東山動植物園 #東山80
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Everyone Was In The Room Where It Happened
Two old Russians and an idiot walk into a room, which is oval-shaped inside, right.
They emerge with shit-eating grins, having “shared” intel previously classified (spied).
The idiot emerges with unpresidented smugness, he’s thinking he can fire whoever he wants…
The Russians emerge with our national security. And here’s the piece de resistance:
Everyone was in the room where it happened
The room where it happened
The room where it happened
A guy from TASS was in the room where it happened
He spammed as it happened
Instagrammed as it happened
Donald doesn’t know know how the game is played
The tricks of the trade, how the intel gets made
He just assumes that it happens…
Now everyone is in the room where it happened
Priebus claims…
‘Jared Kushner showed up on my doorstep last night in distress and disarray’
Priebus claims…
‘And he said, “I’ve nowhere else to turn, Steve Bannon is drunk and Sean Spicer’s cray”’
Priebus claims…
‘I approached McMaster and said, “I know you hate this, but can you make it go away?”
Priebus claims…
‘Well, I arranged the meeting—
I arranged the venue–and then you went TWEETING—
‘Now
Everyone is in the room where it happened
The room where it happened
The room where it happened
You’re live-Tweeting from the room where it happens
The room where it happens
The room where it happens
Everybody knows how the Russians get to ‘yes’–
As President, you’re basically a pigeon playing chess–
Sure, they assumed bad shit happened—
But now they KNOW what’s in the room where it happened’
HOLY MOLY DONALD TRUMP
What did they say to you to get you to sell the whole free world down the river?
HOLY MOLY DONALD TRUMP
Did Vlad Putin ask you for this intel? Was there oligarchic pressure to deliver?
HOLY MOLY DONALD TRUMP
Or are you so dumb you don’t think it really even matters what you do with what they brief you on?
And maybe you’re right
Cause we’re in a tight spot.
Vlad got his own POTUS
And I wonder what you got.
We’ve got skin in the game, we stay in the game.
But no one’s gonna win if YOU keep playing the game.
You want love for it
You get hate for it
They should impeach you but they WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT WAIT
God help and forgive us
We want a republic that’s gonna outlive us—
What do you want, Trump?
What do you want, Trump?
What do you want, Trump?
What do you want, Trump?
I…
Want to be in the room
It’s the best room
The oval room
it’s
I…
Want two scoops of ice cream
Cause I’m the president
Can you believe it
Nobody thought
you want a map
i have a map here
the red’s all Trump country
all of it
mine
I….
I’m in the room where it
does
the thing
I…
hey Sergei
Sergei’s here
Have you met
He’s the best
they love me in Moscow, they do
Sergei
Tell everyone how much they love me
It’s a lot
A lot
Believe me
A LOT
Sergei look at all this cool stuff they gave me
You see this shiny button here
I don’t even know what it–
Click BOOM!
When the bard uses intimidate
When they roll a 20:
When they roll a 1:
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Two non-offensive alternatives to the term “spirit animal”
- Daemon - The only one you’re appropriating is Pullman and by appropriating Pullman you’re upsetting no-one, save possibly the Pope.
- Patronus - Wizards everywhere are more than willing to lend you this term and the geekiness is an added bonus. I just read that geeks are sexy, or so the Metro, so, there you go, a patronus is clearly your next ascribed accessory.
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WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????
His name is Mehdat Mamdouh, he’s a 22-year-old hip hop and dubstep recorder player from Cairo. He’s been teaching himself this style since he was 14. This article links to his social media sites. He’s on Facebook and YouTube and Soundcloud.
I reblogged this video before but I think it’s only right to reblog it with his info.
People are amazing.
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